I should probably never admit this, but I watched Full House all of the time as a kid. It's not exactly a great show. In fact, it's kind of a crappy show. On the rare instance that I'm flipping channels and I see it's on, I'm probably going to finish the episode though.
One thing I love about it is that it tells you it's predictable from the outset. The beginning of the song is "Whatever happened to predictability?" Actually, the beginning of the song is "Ah Ah Ah Ah...Waaaahhhhh!" It's one of my all time favorite television theme songs, but I digress.
Full House was more than predictable television though. It was as sweet as the frosted side of Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats and and wholesome as the other side. If you genuinely wanted a show that you could watch with children and never worry about the content, Full House was it. In fact, most children would pass on it because it's so saccharine.
I'm sure there's one person out there other than myself that wants to relive Full House, but doesn't want to bother waiting for reruns. If you're that person, today is your lucky day. I have created the Full House Plot Generator.
